I'm a fan (and you should be too) because...

Unlike many artists with far less talent and far more arrogance, Michael has integrity and humility. He understands that he has a unique talent and uses his power for good. He is a true inspiration.

Many people have been experiencing trouble in obtaining tickets to the shows, despite the fact that the number of dates has risen five-fold! This unmistakably shows Michael's lasting appeal. We've been with him through thick and thin in recent years and our support never wavered.

In the last few days Michael's fans have come out in droves to show our support and patronage, and over the next year we shall embark on pilgrimages to further exhibit that support in person. For two hours at a time we will be transfixed by the magic of the spectacular shows he will no doubt put on. in return for which Michael will surely take enormous comfort in the loyalty his fans have shown. We are not fickle; we do not desert the man who has given us so much as many lesser people would.

Michael Jackson is truly back on top. The demand is unprecedented. That we've taken down servers proves it!

It is now that we stand tall and prove to the world that we have substance. We have taken a lot of flak over the years and this is us now, saying "foo you" to the doubters; we are truehearted and we are vindicated. Michael has done us proud and we shall now collectively return the favor.

Here's to a fantastic 2009 for Michael and all his fans! The beginning of a new era of which I am immensely proud to be a part.

(And may the-deity-of-your-choice have mercy on the fakers who are touting tickets for insane markups; a pox on them!)

Ukelele (2009-03-13)
Ukelele (2009-05-07 tweaks)